WHAT INSIDE KITTY’S CLOSET?

hey evrybdy!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thinking i like to write
a book!!!!!

my 1st book……
it will be about
a three wiches
but NOT LIKE HARRY POTTER OK?>!?>
ALSO NOT LIKE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

bec u know me i alwayz genuine and original!
not like others…………………….

ANYWAYZ.
dis 3 witches…….
are old
fat
and ugly.
hee heee.

dis charactrs are FICTIONAL, ok?!?!!
means, dey not authentic!!!!!
dey plastic!!!!!

CASTS OF CHARCTRS

SHITTY GOSENGFIAO

tabloid editor before but shiz no more
shiz now housewife
her husband cheets her
bec. shiz ugly.

kuya ar-ar, take it away!!!!!!!!!

SHITTY……..

• is full of hatred because her father had chosen her 2nd family
• she had no suitors and was envious of her cousin Robina’s (whom she had quietly competed with) success, beauty and happy married life.
• her family was surprised that someone finally made a mistake and married her. She had to relocate to HK before her husband wakes up and falls for a beautiful Filipina.
• lived in Antipolo which explains her insecurity. Actually there’s really nothing wrong with Antipolo (I vacation there with mama and charo — i mean, HH.) but Shitty who is “pa-social” acts like she’s from Forbes.
• been married for quite sometime but still can’t have children (karma)
• very bitter person because her half sister is more beautiful and well loved than her. While she lived in Antipolo her half sister lives in a beautiful house in Corinthians

in her spare time
SHITTY
makes up stories
abt oder ppl
bec it makes her feel better abt herself

BUT BEC SHE RLLY CANNOT WRITE
like shiz retarded, ya know.
SHE NEEDS 3 HELPERS
(not yaya, ok!!?? dat not politically correct)
tank u ar-ar for “politically correct” — what dat mean? like loren legarda?

her 3 helpers are WICHES!!!!
and dey help her write 3 books.

DA NAMES OF DA WICHES ARE:::

ANDREW

HIS……

• failed investment banker
• boyfriend of Jonathan (see below)
• size 58 waistline
• small dick, but thick that’s why it’s only Jonathan who can take it.
• he is currently planning a fund raising event for UST which will be before year end with Maricris - he’s really a social climber to cover his failures
• black sheep of his family his brother, Stephan (who his not in speaking terms with) is more successful than him, and far cuter. Everyone refers to Andrew as the fat, ugly brother of Stephan.
• wears fake Gucci belt which he buys in bangkok. How he loves to wear fake brands pretends he’s as rich and successful as his brother, Stephan (founder of a US magazine)
• major coke head (hindi halata sa katabaan, di ba?)
  

JONATHAN

HIS……….

• waitsline 59inches
• boyfriend of Andrew
• has less than only a hand full of clients not bec he chooses to keep a small clientele but bec No one wants to get him bec he has habit of making chismis his clients lives to others. He would fight with suppliers for his over priced commissions and threatens to make them sumbong to Uncle Eraf.
• his favorite client wonderful and beautiful couple Manolo and Maritess who in turn intro her to daughter in law Jackie who’s nice but not as beautiful as her sister Precy who is a very elegant lady inside and out.

Last month Jonathan knocked at Ricki D’s new Forbes house to copy/get ideas for the brand new Forbes house of Jackie and Beaver and to get a free meal . Why doesn’t he have his own ideas? He’s as excited as Jackie in moving to Forbes because it will be Jonathan’s chance to rub elbows with fantastic lady Mely. Will Forbes bring him more clients? I really wonder? But one thing is definite he will never be as successful as Ricky R .

JAY

• third member of the “Witches of Eastwick” (Andrew, Jonathan, Jay)
• fashion insider wannabee. Goes to every fashion event but no one really knows him. The last event he went to was at Theodore’s at the Fort. He was cackling like a chicken and loves to grab attention. Everyone in the event was polite to to his face but as soon as he turned his back, they would make faces and signal their friends to be quiet because they know Jay twists stories around. People call him “Scary Mary” and “Va Jay-Jay”
• He wants to be Annabel dela Rama.
• He is a crusty old drunk who tries to pick up boys in Nuvo.

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wat u think? dis make good books??????

i means, hellr!!!!!!! if kitty go can writes books, anyone can, ryt????